"What in the world are you doing with them?"
"They crawl up trees and eat off the leaves."
"So I understand."
"Well, I'm fooling a few of them."
"How?"
"Sending 'em up this telephone-pole."—Judge.
PUBLIC, THE
What the country needs is not a phonographic record to preserve a candidate's voice, but something to preserve what's left of the voice of the people.