"Yes."
"An" was she spanked, too, when she was bad?"
"Yes."
"Well, who started this blamed thing anyhow?"
"Judge," said the man at the bar, "there's no use of you trying to square this thing up. My wife and I fight just so often and just so long, and we can't help it. So there you are."
"And about how long do you keep it up?" asked the judge.
"About two weeks, judge."
"All right. I'll give you fifteen days in jail; in other words, you are interned for the duration of the war."