"No," answered the boy, "I don't mind bein' a director in this company, but I'm darned if I want to be a stockholder."
MA—"You've been drinking. I smell it in your breath." PA—"Not a drop. I've been eating frog's legs. What you smell is the hops."
PROF.—"What happened to Babylon?"
FRESH.—"It fell."
PROF.—"What happened to Tyre?"
FRESH.—"It was punctured."
That was a good, though rather a severe pun, which was made by a student in one of our theological seminaries (and he was not one of the brightest of the class, either), when he asked, "Why is Professor —— the greatest revivalist of the age?" and on all "giving it up," said, "Because at the close of every sermon there is a 'Great Awakening.'"