"Whomsoefer is de boss—
"Dear Sir—Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week. Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."
RECRUITING
POLICEMAN (rounding up draft suspects)—"Have you got a card?"
THE SUSPECTED ONE (with suitcase)—"A whole case of 'em! Which do you want to see—draft, registration, meat, sugar, calling, milk, playing, or postal-card?"—Judge.
"Before I left the United States," said Col. George Harvey recently in London, "I agreed with a Columbia professor who said preponderant power in men and money was bound to win the war; but now I have a stronger argument—one which fell from the lips of a recruiting-sergeant in the Strand yesterday.
"'Don't you want to be on the winning side?' said the soldier to a group of civilians who he was suggesting should don khaki.
"'How do you know ours will be the winning side?' asked a prospective recruit.