RECRUITING OFFICER—"What's the good of coming here and saying you're only seventeen years old! Go and walk around that yard and come back and see if you're not nineteen."—Punch.
See also Conscription.
RED TAPE
America consumes more red dye than any other color. This, as you are aware, is the color chosen for government tape in Washington.
REGRETS
Who Am I?
I am frequently most potent in the morning, but I am willing to abide with you at any time.