MRS. EXE—"That would be a lie. Edith dear, write Mrs. Boreleigh that we accept with pleasure."
RELATIVES
"Have you any relatives living in the country?"
"No; whenever we take a vacation we have to pay our own board."
"Old Millyuns says that since he made his pile of money he feels like a neutral nation."
"Why is that?"
"Because he has so many diplomatic relations."—Judge.