"Oh, say, who was here to see you last night?"
"Only Myrtle, father."
"Well, tell Myrtle that she left her pipe on the piano."
"Willie, your master's report of your work is very bad. Do you know that when Woodrow Wilson was your age he was head of the school?"
"Yes, pa; and when he was your age he was President of the United States."
"You are an angel."
"I guess that's right. An angel has but one gown and for her the styles never change."