"I want a pair of the best gloves you have," said Mrs. Nuritch at the glove counter.
"Yes, ma'am," replied the polite salesman. "How long do you want them?"
"Don't git insultin', young man! I want to buy 'em, not hire 'em."
"How do you manage to sell so many fireless cookers?"
"It's due to my method of approach," said the smart salesman. "I begin my little talk by saying, 'Madam, I have called to enable you to spend every afternoon at the movies.'"
NEW MAN ON THE ROAD—"What is the best time for me to see the head of this firm I'm working for, boy?"
OFFICE BOY—"Between the time he gets your sales-account and the time he gets your expense-account."—Puck.