SECRETS
"Can you keep a secret, Peggy?"
"I can; but it's just my luck to tell things to other girls who can't."
ALICE—"I thought you could keep a secret."
MABEL—"Well, I kept it for a week. Do you think I'm a cold-storage plant?"
JACK—"Did you tell her that what you said was in strict confidence?"
ETHEL—"No; I don't want her to think it was important enough to repeat."