SENATE
FORWARDLOOKER—"The Senate has a plan to settle labor disputes."
CYNIC—"If labor would devise a plan for settling Senate disputes, we might have peace."
The more we read about the Senate the more we understand the word "jazz."
SENATORS
"What is your position on this great question?"
"My position," replied Senator Sorghum, "is somewhat like that of a tight-rope walker. I don't want to stop to argue or show off. What I want to do is to get across to solid ground."