KEEP YOUR IVORY IN!
HEALTH OFFICER MOONEY—"Y'r Honor, Oi think that humorist should be prohibited from givin' his lecture in the opera house tomorrow night, sor!"
MAYOR OF TOWN—"Why so, Mooney? Is it immoral?"
HEALTH OFFICER MOONEY—"Not immoral, sor; but they say his humor is contagious!"
SENTRIES
See Armies.