"But I ain't finished yet!" retorted Mary Ann. "I can give a better kiss than you! You want to know 'oo told me that, mum?"
"If you mean to suggest that my husband—"
"No, it wasn't your 'usband this time," said Mary Ann. "It was your chauffeur."
Mrs. Bliffkins met Mary Smith, whom she had recommended to a neighbor for a situation.
"How are you getting on at your new place?" asked Mrs. Bliffkins.
"Very well, thank you," was the reply.
"I am glad to hear it," remarked Mrs. Bliffkins. "Your employer is a very nice lady, and you cannot do too much for her."
"I don't mean to, ma'am," replied Mary.