Upon which the customer coolly put his hand on the remaining four, and exclaimed:
"I'll t—t—take th—th—th—these!"
SIGHT SEEING
The motor-bus stopped, and the conductor looked earnestly up the steps, but no one descended, and at last he stalked up impatiently.
"'Ere, you," he said to a man on top, "don't you want Westminster Abbey?"
"Yes," was the reply.
"Well," retorted the conductor, "come down for it. I can't bring it on the bus for you."