"Don't smoke round the tank! If your life isn't worth anything, gasoline is!"
Another home problem is solved by a firm of cleaners in Grinnell, Iowa, which advertises: "Notice—ladies—why worry about your dirty kids when we clean them for fifteen cents?"
"Our readers," says the Boston Transcript, "often go into movie theaters to laugh, but did you ever realize that you can get many a good laugh by reading the funny wording of some of the signs out in front and in the lobby? We have noticed how audiences enjoy these funny signs which have been shown on the screen in The Literary Digest 'Topics of the Day.' Here are some of the most laughable ones mentioned:
"Movie theater sign:
"'Watch Your Wife'
Every Night This Week."
—Albany Argus.
"Sign in front of Harlem movie theater: