Oh, Sacre bleu! such varied sounds

Of words makes me hiccough!

He say "Again mon frien' ees wrong;

O-u-g-h is 'up'

In hiccough." Zen I cry, "No more,

You make my t'roat feel rough."

"Non, non!" he cry, "you are hot right;

O-u-g-h is 'uff.'"

I say, "I try to spik your words,

I cannot spik zem though!"