Did you ever see such luck

I'll have to give up striking

Just to show folks that I've struck!"


THE LADY-"So you're really one of the strikers?"

THE LOAFER-"Yus, lidy. I'm wot they call one o' the pioneers o' the movement. I went on strike twenty-three years ago, lidy, and I ain't never give in yet."


A strike is not a "brake on industry." It's a displaced switch.


THE FATHER—"But have you enough money to marry my daughter?"