"'She ought to have her mouth full of hairpins,' said the humorist."

See also Futurist art.

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ASTRONOMY

FINNEGAN—"Oh, yis, Oi can undershtand how thim astronomers can calkilate th' distance av a shtarr, its weight, and dinsity and color and all thot—but th' thing thot gets me is, how th' divvle do they know its name."

I think the stars do nod at me,

But not when people are about;

For they regard me curiously