The two keys to success are luck and pluck—luck in finding some one to pluck.—Life.


"The road to success is apt to be a long, hard one, my boy."

"Are there no short cuts, father?"

"Yes, my son. Our penitentiaries are full of men who took the short cuts."


"How is your little brother, Johnny?"

"Sick abed. He hurt himself."

"That's too bad. How did he do it?"