"Without the lemon, please," Miss Brown answered quite gently.
TAX
The most successful statesman is going to be the statesman who can devise a tax nobody will be able to detect.
MACPHERSON (at the box office)—"Will ye kindly return me the amount I paid for amusement tax?"
CLERK—"Why, sir?"
MACPHERSON—"We wasna amused."
The man who ran the elevator of the sky-scraper was talking to a passenger.