"Very good," said the polite clerk, "and how long did you wish to take it for?"
"In the past," said the old man, "I've always took it for life."
TEMPTATION
Most of us keep at least one eye on the temptation we pray not to be led into.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The Ten Commandments seem to be off on a vacation. Or have they gone in search of the Fourteen Points?