TRADE MARKS
Most of the wrinkles in a business man's face are trademarks.
TRADE UNIONS
TEACHER—"If a man gets four dollars for working eight hours a day, what would he get if he worked ten hours a day?"
JOHNNY—"Ten hours a day? He'd get a call-down from de union."
"What are you doin' of, James?"
"Sharpenin' a bit o' pencil."
"You'll 'ave the Union after you, me lad. That's a carpenter's job,"