LADY OF THE HOUSE—"No, I'm afraid not. Wouldn't some bread and butter do?"
BOXCAR HARRY—"As a general rule it would, ma'am; but, you see, this is my birthday."
TRAVELERS
A party of tourists were going through a small town, having the time of their lives, laughing and joking. One of them thought she would have some fun, and called to a little girl standing near, "Are there any shows in town?" To which the little girl answered, "Only the one you people are making."
The value of travel oftentimes depends upon who travels.
Mrs. Williams, who had recently returned from abroad, was attending an afternoon tea given in her honor.
"And did you actually go to Rome?" asked the hostess.
"I really don't know, my dear," replied Mrs. Williams. "You see, my husband always bought the tickets."