TROUBLE
The cheery caller tried to persuade old Aunt Martha not to dwell upon her troubles, telling her she would feel happier if she ignored them. "Well, honey," said the old lady, "I dunno 'bout dat. I allus 'lowed when de Lord send me tribulation he done spec' me to tribulate."
TRUTH
Many truths expressed are never claimed at their destination.
Truth is elastic. Don't stretch it unless you want it to fly back and sting you.
FIRST STUDENT (wearily)—"I suppose I'll be up all night tonight; I have to make out my expense account."