"Goodness me!" he exclaimed, "it's raining and I haven't my umbrella! May I borrow yours, sir, to keep me dry while I run to the station?"
"Young man," said the fond parent, "I do not trust anyone with my umbrella!"
UNEXPECTED
"It is the unexpected that always happens," observed the Sage.
"Well," commented the Fool, "if this is true, why don't we learn to expect it?"
UNITED STATES
After the janitor had tacked a new map on the wall, Umson said to Amley:
"By golly, the United States is getting to be a great place, ain't it?"