A Rhondda man went into a public-house and called for a glass of whisky and water. Having tasted it, he exclaimed:
"Which did you put in first, the whisky or the water?"
"The whisky, of course," the publican replied.
"Ah, well," said the Rhondda man, "perhaps I'll come to it by and by."
See also Drinking.
WIDOWS
"If you want to be really popular with men," says Mr. Arthur Pendenys, "become a widow." This of course, may be all right, but few husbands can really learn to love a wife who makes a practise of this sort of thing.—Punch.