"Yes," said the Judge; "and what will happen if you do not tell the truth?"
"Well, sah," was the hesitating answer, "Ah expects ouah side'll win de case, sah."
PRISON VISITOR—"What terrible crime has this man committed?"
JAILER—"He has done nothing. He merely happened to be passing when Tough Jim tried to kill a man, and he is held as a witness."
"Where is Tough Jim?"
"He is out on bail."
WIVES
"Are you the captain of your soul?"