His strong-minded fiancée looked sternly at him for a moment and replied, "Good enough for me? You've got to be!"—Judge.
ONE—"Yes, in a battle of tongues a woman can always hold her own."
THE OTHER—"Perhaps she can. But why doesn't she?"
Young Arthur was wrestling with a lesson in grammar. "Father," said he, thoughtfully, "what part of speech is woman?"
"Woman, my boy, is not part of speech; she is all of it," returned father.
During the recess period several teachers became engaged in a heated argument over that old theme, "Man versus Woman."
"Well, anyway," concluded the dyspeptic male teacher of Latin, "women are more finicky than men."