"Well, Maria," said Jiggles after the Town Election, "for whom did you vote this morning?"
"I crossed off the names of all the candidates," returned Mrs. Jiggles, "and wrote out my principles on the back of my ballot. This is no time to consider individuals and their little personal ambitions."
There are compensations in all things. When women get the suffrage they won't want to be moving all the time, for fear of losing their votes.—Puck.
"What are your reasons for wanting a divorce, madam?" inquired the judge.
"Failure to support."
"But you live in apparent luxury."
"He failed to support me for a nomination that I wanted."