"Is your wife cheerful about it?"

"Oh, yes. She thinks we're saving for an automobile."


SHE—"Tell me, is an F.O.B. Detroit a reliable car?"


"I have never owned any automobiles," said the man who hadn't yet paid for his home, "but I can say one thing in praise of them."

"What is that?" inquired Henderson.

"They have made mortgages respectable."—Judge.


"I see Smith is building a garage. When did he get a car?"