BORROWERS
Mr. Tucker had unexpectedly come face to face with Mr. Cutting, from whom he had frequently borrowed money.
"Er—aw—what was the denomination of the bill you loaned me?" he asked nervously.
"Episcopalian, I guess," said Mr. Cutting. "At any rate, it keeps Lent very well."
"There's a friend in the outer office waiting for you, sir."
"Here, James, take this $10 and keep it till I come back."
ED—"Have you forgotten you owe me five dollars?"
NED—"No, not yet. Give me time, and I will."