Commercialomania
PROFITEER—"One million is the price of a gram of radium!"
HIS PARTNER—"And we never thought of trying to sell any!"
An enterprising young florist, in order to increase his trade, displayed this sign in his window:
"We give a packet of flower seeds with every plant."
His competitor across the street promptly sought to meet the competition by placing in his window the following announcement:
"We give the earth with every plant."