CARD INDEX
MINING-STOCK PROMOTER—"Where can I hide? The police are coming!"
CHIEF CLERK—"Get into the card-index case. I defy any one to find anything in there."—Judge.
CARELESSNESS
Care may kill people, but don't care kills more.
The editor in charge of the Personal Inquiry column opened his seventieth letter with a groan.
"I have lost three husbands," a lady reader had written, confidentially, "and now have the offer of a fourth. Shall I accept him?"