RUPERT—"What did you do with the cuffs I left on the table last night?"
ROLAND—"They were so soiled I sent them to the laundry."
RUPERT—"Ye gods, the entire history of England was on them."
'07—"You are always behind in your studies."
'23—"Well, you see, sir, it gives me a chance to pursue them."
STUDENT (writing home)—"How do you spell 'financially'?"
OTHER—"F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-l-l-y, and there are two R's in 'embarrassed.'"—Harper's.