COMMITTEE
BOBBIE—"What is a committee, pa?"
FATHER—"A committee, my son, is something which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour."
COMMON SENSE
A farmer, just arrived in town, was walking across the street and happened to notice a sign on a hardware store, "Cast Iron Sinks."
He stood for a minute and then said, "Any fool knows that."
Common sense is in spite of, not because of age.—Lord Thurlow.