"You don't have to meet it," answered the irritating person. "It overtakes you."


"What are the luxuries of life?"

"Things that were necessities two years ago."


A couple of Philadelphia youths, who had not met in a long while, met and fell to discussing their affairs in general.

"I understand," said one, "that you broke your engagement with Clarice Collines."

"No, I didn't break it."

"Oh, she broke it?"

"No, she didn't break it."