IRATE PARENT—"No, siree. You can't have her. I won't have a son-in-law who has no more brains than to want to marry a girl with no more sense than my daughter has shown in allowing you to think you could have her."—Life.


The Lover's Farewell

"Oh! fare you well, my dearest dear,

Oh! fare you well for a while,

I go away, but I'll come back again,

If I go ten thousand miles."

"But who will take me out," she sighed,

"And who will glove my hands,