MAUDE—"What makes you think his intentions are serious?"
MABEL—"When he first began to call he used to talk about the books I like to read."
MAUDE—"And now?"
MABEL—"Now he talks about the things he likes to eat."—Life.
"Cheer up, old man! There's other fish in the sea."
REJECTED SUITOR-"Yes, but the last one took all my bait!"—Life.
NEIGHBOR—"Got much money in your bank, Bobby?"