"What I propose to have you do," he said, "is to match this silk."
DANCING
The minister was dining with the Fullers and he was denouncing the new styles in dancing. Turning to the daughter of the house, he asked sternly:
"Do you yourself, Miss Fuller, think the girls who dance these dances are right?"
"They must be," was the answer, "because I notice the girls who don't dance them are always left."
DAYLIGHT SAVING
"Is your husband in favor of daylight saving?"
"I think so. He stays out so much at night that I think he'd really prefer not to use any daylight at all."