"Hurry, George!" he muttered to me. "Lather to the eyes—quick, quick! Here comes my tailor!"


IRATE FATHER—"It's astonishing, Richard, how much money you need."

SON—"I don't need it, father; it's the hotel-keepers, the tailors, and the taxicab men."

See also Bills; Collecting of accounts.

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DEGREES

"You college men seem to take life pretty easy."

"Yes; even when we graduate we do it by degrees."

Boston Transcript.