—Longfellow.
"What do you think of this disarmament idea?"
"I'm for it. If those people next door will sell their player piano, I'll agree to have my daughter stop taking singing lessons."
DISCHARGE
COMMANDING OFFICER—"Snathy, here is your honorable discharge, you ought to be proud of it."
SNATHY—"Deed ah am Cap. Why in civil life when ah was discharged ah was jest fired."