"Well, what did she say?"
"She called Sammy up to the desk and said, 'Sammy, don't you know that was very anti-social?'"
HUSBAND—"You'll never get that new dog of yours to mind you."
WIFE—"Oh, yes, I will.—You were just as troublesome yourself at first."
See also Children; Parents.
DISCOUNTS
SPOKESMAN OF CREDITORS—"Veil, Cohen, we've decided to accept five cents on a tollar—cash."