"Doctor, them boys is stealin' your green peaches again. Shall I chase them away?"
The doctor looked thoughtful for a moment, then leveled his eyes at the servant.
"No," he said.
Once an old darky visited a doctor and was given definite instructions as to what he should do. Shaking his head he started to leave the office, when the doctor said:
"Here, Rastus, you forgot to pay me."
"Pay yo for what, boss?"
"For my advice," replied the doctor.
"Naw, suh; naw, suh; I ain't gwine take it," and Rastus shuffled out.