ECONOMY
TOM—"I've seen the girl I want to marry. I stood behind her at the ticket window this morning and she took seven minutes to buy a five-cent elevated ticket."
ALICE—"Did that make you want to marry her?"
TOM—"Yes, I figured out that she could never spend my income at that rate."
BOOK AGENT—"This book will teach you the way to economize."
THE VICTIM—"That's no good to me. What I need is a book to teach me how to live without economizing."
How oft economy grows gay