COW—"Can you beat it? There's so much system around here now that they file me in the barn under the letter C."
HEN—"Yes, I have my troubles with efficiency too. They've put a rubber stamp in my nest so I can date my eggs two weeks ahead."
EGOTISM
SMITH—"You seldom see such beautiful golf as that man plays. His drives were corking, his approaches superb and he never missed a putt."
JONES—"How much were you beaten by?"
SMITH—"Why, I won!"
"I" and "Myself" and "Me"
When on myself I sometimes turn