Many a woman is blamed for making a fool of a man when he is really self-made.


Some men are like rusty needles; the best way to clean and brighten them is with work.


When one reaches the end of his rope, he should tie a knot in it and hang on.

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EPITAPHS

A Tired Woman's Epitaph

(Before 1850)

Here lies a poor woman,