CHILD—"Me—I go play in the street."
HOSTESS (at party)—"Does your mother allow you to have two pieces of pie when you are at home, Willie?"
WILLIE (who has asked for a second piece)—"No, ma'am."
"Well, do you think she'd like you to have two pieces here?"
"Oh," confidentially, "she wouldn't care. This isn't her pie!"
"I can't understand this code of ethics."
"What code is that?"
"The one which makes it all right to take a man's last dollar, but a breach of etiquette to take his last cigaret."