"Not on your life!" exclaimed the junior partner. "I owe him ten dollars."
"Show him in," calmly said the senior member of the firm. "He owes me twenty-five."
BUSINESS MAN (explaining)—"When they say 'money is easy,' they mean simply that the supply is greater than the demand."
HIS WIFE—"Goodness! I shouldn't think such a thing possible."
SMITHSON—"Do you know that Noah was the greatest financier that ever lived?"
DIBBS—"How do you make that out?"
SMITHSON—"Well, he was able to float a company when the whole world was in liquidation."