They all professed ignorance. "In that case," she said, "I may as well serve prunes at Christmas and save money."

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FOOLS

"Did you really call this gentleman an old fool last night?" asked the judge.

The prisoner tried hard to collect his thoughts.

"Well, the more I look at him, the more likely it seems that I did," he replied.


A fool must now and then be right by chance.—Cowper.


Fools, to talking ever prone,