Fools never understand people of wit.—Vauvenargues.
LEA—"I wonder if Professor Kidder meant anything by it?"
PERKINS—"By what?"
LEA—"He advertised a lecture on 'Fools,' and when I bought a ticket it was marked 'Admit one.'"
FORDS
"So you bought one of those automobiles they tell so many funny stories about?"
"Yes," replied Mr. Chuggins. "And it is saving me a lot of trouble and wear and tear. When your friends tell you jokes about your car they don't expect you to ask them to ride in it."
If—With Apologies to Kipling