PROFESSOR—"Now I put the number seven on the board. What number immediately comes into your mind?"
CLASS (in unison)—"Eleven!"—Burr.
SAM—"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."
EZRA—"Lawd! Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."
GARAGES
"What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"
"'Besides,' my son? You mean 'instead of.'"—Life.